Christmas carols re-imagined for the world of work.
Holly & Ivy – Now in their late sixties, Holly and Ivy just found out that they’re being moved onto zero hours contracts.
Godkin Works His Last – Accounts payable clerk, Derek Godkin, gets notice of redundancy the night before Christmas.
Wahey In A Manger – Donna from the IT help desk takes young apprentice Gavin under her wing at the office party.
Deck The Halls With Health & Safety – Don and Trev from facilities management try and get a working at height permit signed off on Christmas Eve.
Ding Dong Merrily On High – The CEO and CFO have a falling out over mis-stated profits
The First Oh Well – Sandra discovers that nobody turns up for a project update conference call on Boxing Day.
Arrest These Merry Gentlemen – After one too many yuletide ales, four city bankers are hauled in by the fraud squad over suspected rate rigging.
I Saw Three Chaps Come Trailing In – Mark, Terry and Bob from Sales face a disciplinary hearing after turning up late for an important client meeting the day after the department’s Christmas party.
In The Shit, Mid-audit – Another PFI scandal gets uncovered.
I.T. Called At Midnight, Dear – One wife brings bad tidings to a distraught husband trying to recall an uncomplimentary email inadvertently sent to a client.
Silent Knight – Sir Alan Trueman, Chairman of Big Bank Inc., declines to back his embattled CEO.
We Three Things Offended HR – A company-wide email is circulated after the company carol singing is disrupted by rowdiness after staff take advantage of the free mulled wine.
Why Traders Watched Their Stocks By Night – City workers look on in horror as Asian markets tumble amid fears of slowing growth in China.